A Jog to Remember(Woman to Anthro Skunk)
Rachel did her best to ignore people’s stares as she jogged through the park. There were two reasons, both because she’d run out of laundry: she’d run out of both sports bras and jogging headbands. The former was an easily solved dilemma—or at least, she’d thought as much at the time. Who would notice if she wore a tighter shirt and went braless today? The second situation proved a little more difficult, and she’d chosen to wear one of her old headbands. It was black, just like her hair. Nobody would notice that it was a little worn.
She nodded with satisfaction at her appearance, tied her hair back into a pigtail, then set off at a brisk walk towards Central Park. Today looked like it was going to stink, but she’d still make the best of it, just like always.
Only when she began running did she realize the error of her ways. First off, her breasts were flopping everywhere.
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Likes: Animals, Anime, Cartoons, Cooking, Clay, Comedy, Video Games, Musicals, Fantasy, Dinosaurs, Ero-Roma, YTPs, Heroic Trolls, Dancing, Drawing, Fan-fictions, Poetry, Animal Welfare, Tea, Gay Rights, Asperchu, Religion, Evolution, Broccoli, Greek Mythology, Edgar Allan Poe, Monsters, Nintendo, Grape Juice, Pizza, Fish and Chips, Nightmare Fuel, Clowns, Robots, Stories with Post-Apocalyptic Worlds, Rainbows, Blue & Orange, Rainstorms, Cloudy Days, Guacamole, Full Moons, Cheese, Romanticist art, Friends, Family, God, Murals, Culture, Museums, Reading, Dramatic Readings, Stop-Animation, Bacon, Karate, My Life, Friendship, Sleep, Surreality|
Dislikes: Racism, Being Underestimated, Imbeciles, Chris-Chan, Rape, Dick Cheney, PeTA, Pedophilia, Religious Nutjobs AND ANTI-Religious Nutjobs, Google's reign on YouTube, Animal Cruelty, Commercials, the new seasons of Family Guy and Spongebob, Satanism, Bestiality, Scientology, Nazism, Anti-Semitism, Cantaloupe, SonicF*gs, Mold, Wolfaboos, Stupid puns in Rule34, Chauvinism, Abuse, Strip Clubs, Drugs, Sunny Days w/o Clouds (You'd hate 'em too if you lived where I live), Incest, 99.99% of Rule34, HOLIDAY PORN, Human Overpopulation, Anthropocene, Flies, Facebook Timeline, Smiley Faces, Pooh's Adventures, Sick Fucks, Anarchy, Libertarianism
Skin of choice: What are you, racist?!
Personal Quote: "What color is your age?", "Shapes are for squares!"
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Cloud Cuckoo Lander
Good is Not Soft
Humans Are Flawed, and/or Morons: I believe these for sure.
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